Stoopid things I've done recently:
1. ran over the cord of the brand new vacuum cleaner at work and had to use the electrical tape on it.
2. spilled half a bottle of Fray Check on my brand new shorts last night. At least it wasn't the sofa I was sitting on. Here's how you remove Fray Check. I'll let you know how it works.
3. lost two very small #12 Quilting Betweens needles on the sofa (see number 2). I'm hoping that they are either buried in the pin cushion or in the vacuum cleaner (not the same one as number 1).